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The Democratic Republic of Congo’s deputy justice minister has ordered a Kinshasa jail to release a dozen goats that were due to appear on charges of being sold illegally. The minister said police had serious gaps in their knowledge and would be sent for retraining.

Man, wish some of that weird stuff would happen around here. Austrians have Basement-Family, Congo-ans (Congans?) get to arrest goats, what do we have?

Our cops get hummers (not that kind) to help prevent violence on city streets. Not sure how an over sized, over priced ‘brick’ of a car will help…perhaps the other kind of hummer would work better.

Police in California arrested a man for breaking into two farmworkers’ home and stealing money before rubbing one man with spices and hitting the other with a sausage. The man was later found in a field in a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks. The money was recovered but a dog had eaten the sausage.

I’m outraged. My mugging in California was lackluster in comparison – I received no spices or beating at all, sausage or otherwise. I want my money back!